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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Alcoholic on 7th April 2011, 11:36

nub123 wrote:What i do now:

#include
using namespace std;
int x, a;
float mas[1000];
void skaityti()
{
scanf("%d", &a);
scanf("%d", &x);
for(int i = 0; i < x; i++){
scanf("%f", &mas[i]);
printf("%.2f ", mas[i]);
}
printf("\n");
for(int j = 0; j < x; j++){
if (mas[j] > a) printf("%.2f ", mas[j]);
}
}

int main()
{
freopen("duom.in", "r", stdin);
freopen("rez.out", "w", stdout);
skaityti();
printf("Vesti skaiciai");
//system ("pause");
return 0;
}

What i must learn next year...

int parse_PE(void) {
#ifdef WIN32
IMAGE_DOS_HEADER *doshdr;
IMAGE_NT_HEADERS *nthdr;
IMAGE_SECTION_HEADER *sechdr;
int i;
u8 *p;

p = filemem;
doshdr = (IMAGE_DOS_HEADER *)p; p += sizeof(IMAGE_DOS_HEADER);
p += doshdr->e_lfanew - sizeof(IMAGE_DOS_HEADER);
nthdr = (IMAGE_NT_HEADERS *)p; p += sizeof(IMAGE_NT_HEADERS);

if((doshdr->e_magic != IMAGE_DOS_SIGNATURE) || (nthdr->Signature != IMAGE_NT_SIGNATURE) || (nthdr->OptionalHeader.Magic != IMAGE_NT_OPTIONAL_HDR_MAGIC)) {
return(-1);
}
imagebase = nthdr->OptionalHeader.ImageBase;
sechdr = (IMAGE_SECTION_HEADER *)p;

sections = nthdr->FileHeader.NumberOfSections;
section = malloc(sizeof(section_t) * sections);
if(!section) std_err(NULL);

for(i = 0; i < sections; i++) {
section[i].rva = sechdr[i].VirtualAddress;
section[i].offset = sechdr[i].PointerToRawData;
section[i].size = sechdr[i].SizeOfRawData;
}
return(0);
#else
return(-1);
#endif
}

Jajaja This should be funny right?D:

Cool story. Bro.

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by SMUGATRON on 7th April 2011, 11:42

Ty.

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Lochverstärker on 8th April 2011, 14:25

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put the pic's in spoilers :>
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Toffi on 8th April 2011, 14:47

Lochverstärker wrote:
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put the pic's in spoilers :>

lol, nice pics :p

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by ChickenCrazy on 9th April 2011, 05:46

lol!

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Lochverstärker on 9th April 2011, 12:43

I will abuse this thread for UrT screend, which are only kinda funny :>

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this happened 2 times today. the first time rank asked and this one. I'm also kinda proud of this ..
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Toffi on 9th April 2011, 13:34

Lochverstärker wrote:I will abuse this thread for UrT screend, which are only kinda funny :>

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this happened 2 times today. the first time rank asked and this one. I'm also kinda proud of this ..

I'm too, im getting compared with Loch! : >

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Vukimi on 11th April 2011, 06:42

I was just looking at who was online on the *EviL* servers, and check out who I saw at pistol&nades! Try guessing Razz
Here's a tip (perhaps it's too easy):
OWNED

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lol Razz
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Alcoholic on 11th April 2011, 08:50

Holy shit! It's Abraxars!

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Vukimi on 11th April 2011, 09:03

Alco Razz
Later he came on knives&boots too, and Witch had to kick him cause of his attitude Very Happy
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Alcoholic on 11th April 2011, 09:06

Ahahah. That's the sonic i know.

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Mr.Yeah! on 11th April 2011, 09:13

Lochverstärker wrote:
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You are pregnant.
Epic.
WHOAMG!!

Congratulations Loch, you are hereby pregnant cheers.

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Alcoholic on 11th April 2011, 09:17

Not enough memory. Delete Windows to free memory?

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Vukimi on 11th April 2011, 09:20

MS Paint Error

The operation was completed successfully.
There must be something wrong
Rofl Very Happy

And..
Not an error. For diversity.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Lmao! lol!
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Mr.Yeah! on 11th April 2011, 12:21

Here's what may happen if you don't understand English:

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I love this I think I'm gonna use it as epic answer Heya

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Toffi on 11th April 2011, 12:50

Mr.Yeah! wrote:Here's what may happen if you don't understand English:

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I love this I think I'm gonna use it as epic answer Heya

Nice vid Razz

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by InV3RT on 14th April 2011, 05:34

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by DaWeeD* on 14th April 2011, 06:27

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Vukimi on 14th April 2011, 06:44

The fairy fail is epic!!
Not to fear, little children. I will *oooh*
Rofl!!
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Toffi on 14th April 2011, 09:03

Lol! Nice vids, weedy Very Happy

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by InV3RT on 15th April 2011, 03:12

Try to read this:
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Alcoholic on 15th April 2011, 07:09

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I can read upside-down texts, that one's no challenge Very Happy

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by InV3RT on 15th April 2011, 07:24

Damn! Almost got ya :>

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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by DaWeeD* on 15th April 2011, 08:56

somebody who don't know [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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Re: FUNNY THINGS!

Post by Toffi on 15th April 2011, 10:23

DaWeeD* wrote:somebody who don't know [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

I guess everyone knows it D:

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